I got to experience a fantasy today.
I won't draw it out.
I'll come right out and tell you.
When I did the washing today, I hung it on the line.
Simple as that.
Nothing sexy.
Nothing kinky.
Nothing weird.
No leather was involved. No small animals either.

Just washing, flapping in the breeze - rather than hung on
!@#$% clothes horses around the house like a
!@#$% chinese laundry!
It's a basic need. Fulfilled.
Our rented house has a clothes line.
Our renovated house
will have a clothes line.
After more than 10 years without a clothes line I can't wait to live my fantasy every weekend.
I'll be unstoppable!
Now, folding the washing - that's when you can get kinky!